Sucka of the...Month

Recent Counterpoise market research suggests that interest in our, uh, weekly feature Sucka of the Week, and its doppelganger, Rula of the Week, are at an all-time low. This lackadaisical attitude, which is especially prominent in the contributors who publish the column, has resulted in the Administrative decision to make our permutation of the "Hot or Not" thing occur on a monthly basis. We anticipate that this will facilitate more meditative, measured nominations instead of deadline-induced ejecta. Starting,..next month.